He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
500,000 note post encouraging furries
Why don’t balloons fly when I Blow them up?
Everywhere else they are always floating but mine fall when I blow them up? Is the oxygen in my breathing not good enough? Should I go to a doctor
where’s the fucking rent
“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”
“But I already talked to the FBI.”
"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"
listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse